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Dieter Von Cunth : You punch like a little girl. MacGruber : Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

Dieter Von Cunth : Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record!

MacGruber : The only record I'm gonna break is the "amount of your own dick in your mouth" record. MacGruber : Relax Vicki this is just like Nicaragua Vicki St.

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Elmo : I got shot in Nicaragua! MacGruber : This is nothing like Nicaragua.

Dixon Piper : What is the plan? MacGruber : Well, I kind of make it up as I go.

Dixon Piper : That's not really a plan then. MacGruber : Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans.

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And I'm not good with clues. What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

MacGruber : Macgrubie don't play like homie, and homie don't play like that. MacGruber : I've got a better idea: no fucking way. Elmo fufkin I thought you were dead. MacGruber : So did I, but I'm not. MacGruber : That was a long time ago.

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MacGruber : Okay, so once we take out the guards, Vicki will walk in dressed as Hoss, and then we'll just, you know, see what fuckni. You ready? Dixon Piper : Wait. Wait, so we're just gonna wing it? MacGruber : Piper, there's a big difference between winging it and seeing what happens. Now let's see what happens.

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MacGruber : Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First I'm gonna kick you in the chin, breaking your jaw in four places. I'm gonna take you and karate flip you over my back, and then knee your nose into your brain, killing yku instantly. I do wanna get a throat rip in here.

I think that's gonna be you, small fry. One thing I do know, at the end of the day, Cunth, I'm gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth. And that is non-negotiable. Who's first?